Translated to Beauty

youre making mommy want to smoke

Still not what I want

they keep making games bigger and worse optimized and call it improvement. they say, no, the price is totally justified, because our game has More Space and your PC can't run it, which means it's Future. meanwhile the space is too big to cross. the games are too long and too poorly paced to even finish. and it doesn't look materially better than anything that came out on the 360. as if anything has ever done as much or gone as hard in 100 hours as Portal did in three.

It'll be this way for the foreseeable future though because the average gamer actively hates art and unique experience, only playing video games for the purpose of...like...I don't know. Saying you've played it I guess??? Being able to claim you have a hobby while not having to engage with something in a meaningful way?? I refuse to believe these people that are paying $80 for the newest cookie cutter Unreal Engine PC nuker actually have more fun doing that than playing indies

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now