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cats are like "do you mind if i come in here and sneeze on this?" then don't wait for an answer

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000’s th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc you’re a girl but because your brain isn’t getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time there’s an uptick in fascist rhetoric and women’s rights are being stripped suddenly it’s peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted

We don't talk enough about the symbolism of Jackie's last act on this earth being slotting the relic into your head. Your best friend's dying act, though he didn't know it, was to save your life and hand you over to the one person in the world who could understand and care for you as much as he did. Like. I lose my freaking mind about this on a daily basis.

never make me see a stupid post again

and don’t tell me to log off of tumblr cuz i won’t do that. i just need everybody to behave