I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22!

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

the fact that chris brown is still a thing is concerning

"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

You can tell this post has breached containment by the people saying "everything is about love" maybe to you, to me everything is about killing people with a hammer

Killing people with a hammer is what makes us human

that tumblr phenomenon where a post referencing a media gets too big and the notes start recommending op the media in question

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

wheres the blunt

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

Hitomi small boobs update

her body Is mostly based on my gfs cuz I love trans women

God you're so fucking based. i bet your gf is the sweetest creature on earth and you're absolutely obsessed with her and the two of you are so happy together

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

Best part of this is since nostalgia is the way it is every still surviving fan is gonna tear it apart no matter what for one reason or another "yeah the effects are cool but-" "the acting is garbage from 'actor x' because "'director y' is trash I mean look at them in 'film z' they're great in that"

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently