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had a dream the tf2 mercs were my uncles and had found out there was a girl i liked and they all tried to give me well meaning but ultimately batshit advice. like i was trying to find a way to explain id been dating the girl online for 3 years while sniper solemnly listed red flags to look out for like "if she eats limes shes no good mate ill take care of her for ya"

Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

Every day I am influenced psychically by hundreds of people chanting in a big circle around a scary rock evil powers and theyre making me get on computer and typing every number in order in a notepad file and if i lose count i have to start over and i do this for sixteen hours a day

I want to go on Good Morning America to talk about this

I will explain it more clearly on TV with a live audience and i wont say anything weird