cringe culture is dead and it tried to suck my dick

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

stop soft resetting the universe, I've experienced the same day, albeit a bit different, ten times now

i had a dream that this guy was looking for a bathroom and he found one labeled "god" and thought "..well surely not" so he entered and god was in there washing his god hands and was all like "u cant be in here 😠" and started like flinging tap water at him but because hes god the water kept turning into wine and the guy was like dude what the hell stop flinging wine at me

Knight gf that parries you dark souls 2 style when you go in for a kiss and then doesn’t even riposte she just spams the Mock gesture as you get back up

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.