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This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

So now we know that if you want to post hog on Tumblr, you're going to need some Pantone 2915 C for the testicles and 7421 C for the hog proper. If you want them in latex paint for easy dippability, you could try Sherwin Williams 6794 "Flyway" and 2901 "Wine Country".

Isn’t this lancer or something

inshallah he will be drank

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

Belphie was getting saggy from the heat (it's 35C today), so I brought him in off the catio and locked the door, and now he's scratching at it and crying. little guy wants to get cooked so bad!