Big Gay Incomin'!

Can’t wait to have an extremely offline boyfriend who is 6’5’’ to whom I say “hey do ever think about how 100 gecs is the mindless self indulgence of gen z” and he picks me up and puts me over his shoulder and takes me to the top of a mountain

im gonna keep it false with you chief. im gonna lie to you.

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

cock length *and circumference* is now required in bio under privileges

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it

when analyzing the propaganda inherent in the cop show genre, i definitely think more people need to recognize the way these shows go out of their way to demonize or demean sex workers

they desensitive you to and normalize violence against sex workers. it’s tragic when the victim is “innocent” but sex workers are not. sex workers are liars, scammers, dirty, etc. It goes hand in hand with the same lines and propaganda they present against drug users and addicts. It’s all bullshit and it’s literally brainwashing people