Hawaiian shirts are my aesthetic

my chickens havent hatched yet but i think im just gonna start counting them now

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

how do they each sound like the other species

Kids

no thoughts head empty

Change your url Jeff

My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.

Permission to laugh?

I mean I definitely laughed

how does a cat open a cupboard drawer?

With her little criminal paws

can we see the little criminal?