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turned on a softcore erotic comedy and the first sex scene is two women scissoring soundtracked by the Art Ensemble of Chicago. movies fucking rule

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

Albert Wesker drip