i hate PENDING payments.. just take that shit & go

Cromch

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

voiceover, quietly, in a New Zealand accent: When I was taking this little guy's photos, I noticed that he was having difficulties getting into the poses and wasn't feeling a hundred percent comfortable. So I scooped him up, un-swaddled him, and gave him a little back massage. Because I knew that he had had a little bit of a hard birth, little bit of a hard entry into the world, and quite often things like a C-section, forceps, or a tight birth canal can often result in a pulled muscle or a knot in their back, shoulders, or neck. And look at that, when I hit the spot, he lets me know, with [voice goes up an octave] a beautiful big SMI-YILE!!! Isn't it gorgeous!! [normal voice] And he was totally comfortable after that.

they're on a video conference

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

they lack fundamental respect or judgement

go is a doply complex strategic gwame, famously far more complicated than chess, with [the hypnosis activates], [for the next 30 seconds i believe i am a honeybee navigating a field of flowers]

Okay Mr. Falk, now for this scene we need you to pull the most iconic face of all time, it should look like something between 'court jester', 'I'm sorry for your loss', and 'go fuck yourself shitass'.

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

he's not fine he's gone