boiii

i jokingly told my friend i was planning on hooking up with him today since he couldn’t hang out and now  he thinks i am serious and is planning on hooking up with me no thank you’re below my seriously low standards

whats up with the bold font

what bold font

“Average person feels sad 3.7 times a day” factoid actually just statistical error. Me, who feels sad 1854 times a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

‘wear something casual’ me:*shows up wearing dior f/w 2003 giant  lilac fur coat and margiela  bejeweled mask* 

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

“You dont look ace.” ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??

no one has ever said that ever