holli

what’s the mood… for april?

“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

gays! clean your room

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job