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“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

Still thinking about the girl I heard on the subway loudly talking about how her favorite thing about nyc is that skyscrapers have to be as far down into the ground as they are tall and how thats beautiful. Then this guy was like uhh idt that’s true.. and she was like no it is.

Shes right? Lmao

I don’t think building foundations go that deep

??? Dude have you ever seen a building be bilt? Go outside lol

Dude believe women..

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things