two time! fictive!!!

never really understood the thing with believing youre superior in ANY religion, not just Spawnism.

"messenger of Spawn/Telamon/[insert deity here]" / "prophet" etc etc riiiiiiightttt... right.....😐

he just said “no you can’t make a shrine for a random blue haired man”

LIKE WHAT????

so unfairrrrrrr

ughhhhh host is just stupidddddddd

he’s no fun >:(

told me to “clean up” my “mess” today

also i’m @theefleshhsystemm <- that blog got termed unfortunately

Dear spawn,

Yesterday I have tried to convince others that spawnism isnt a cult, but a religion. Yet I failed, the majority of the people were “anti-spawnists” and did not listen to me. They claimed that spawnism is a cult, and influences others to do self harm, suicide, and sacrificial rituals. I denied all of this and said that the spawn does not condone in these actions, true spawnists do not condone in these behaviors. Please do not punish these “anti-spawnists”, but show them your love; as they are not aware of your great power. And for the true spawnists out there, do not let the “anti-spawnists” misguide you, the spawn is a loving god and only wants you to evolve and love eachother. May the spawn guide you all. Devote to the spawn, pray to the spawn, love the spawn!

Amen

"You're in a cu-"

How about I throw a big rock on you.

Pls dearest Spawn save us from our period cramps and let us project them on anti spawnists

Spawn wouldn't be mad at anyone having a self-destructive coping mechanism, because sh is only showing how someone is a fighter that doesn't gived up yet.