Glorified Mediocrity

if I follow you that means I would go on a bike ride with you if you asked. jsit something to keep in mind

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HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.

holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN

HOW THEM BOYS SO TINY?!

THE TINY BOYS

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

today i bought a painting from a guy on the street missing half his teeth. he said i could hang it on my wall & if an intruder comes in the painting will stall them for just long enough for me to subdue them

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

what the fuck is the joke here

some

oh

BODY

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

yo’ll

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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