If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

talking about dean winchestr is quite literally just going. i like him. why? because. don't worry about it. ivealready said too much.

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance

everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping