hi im jade

he’s like “BABY BABY BABY CLEAN THE BABY HUG THE BABY HOLD THE BABY”

Evil lil mama: my lip gloss is evil my lip gloss cruel all the boys are spectres I've turned them into ghouls

i am going to reblog this until i die

…oh

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

Every year.

I’ll take all of them and then throw a tea party for all my friends

This is a perfect representation of the neurodivergent community

I never had a well worded explanation that didn’t sound like an excuse t h a N K S

Is this the wassup blood baby

If my daughter don’t come out this trill imma put her back

“Put her back” 💀💀💀

💀💀💀

Cali is so trill

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

idk why i have a blog when im just an animal experiencing fear

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????