Glock

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

Come on, it’s not daylight savings without oskaar

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.

obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line

The biggest criticism I have about Animal Crossing is that you have to play as a human and cant make a cute animal OC for yourself

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

BE KIND TO CATS!!!! 💕

“How dare you send something like that to my innocent family.” I want y’all to read that sentence, and marinate in the fact that men know what they’re doing is wrong. If it’s not okay to send dick pics to his family, then it’s also not okay to send them to strangers and he knows that.

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him