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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

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actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway
well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
Come on, it’s not daylight savings without oskaar
FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!
OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

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An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”
The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”
Look Jeff you gotta change the username
what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person
Me, on the porch: chillin
Woods: WoooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEG
Me:
Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.
obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line
The biggest criticism I have about Animal Crossing is that you have to play as a human and cant make a cute animal OC for yourself
Sometimes speaking truth takes sacrifice
Just in case anyone else was curious.
This is kind of horrifying
holy shit
fucking destroyed
looks like we have a new king
get a load of this

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Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D
idea stolen from this post :’3
BE KIND TO CATS!!!! 💕
"over something so minuscule" lmao dude just roasted himself!
“How dare you send something like that to my innocent family.” I want y’all to read that sentence, and marinate in the fact that men know what they’re doing is wrong. If it’s not okay to send dick pics to his family, then it’s also not okay to send them to strangers and he knows that.
One of the world’s most ‘developed’ countries, everyone
HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK
the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

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Y’all I’m DYING 😂😂