我不知道

Using subtitles as a supplement really shows how subtitles will just. Shamelessly skip parts of the dialogue. Chunks of sentences just get left out entirely.

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

why the hell do people make these. value pack posts.

we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?

i love torturing myself with fictional characters just to make sure i can still access depth of feeling. i love being normal.

Every time I see Tom Cruise I think of a super old AVClub article written by some guy who works in the film industry about how weird celebrities are as humans and the story he told about how they were hanging out on set eating ice cream and Tom suddenly laughed awkwardly and said “it’s so great how there’s no gay people around, right guys?” I’m paraphrasing but barely

I want to say I am delighted at everyone saying “this is the worst graph mathematically but I get your point and approve”.

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

FRANCE GAVE THE UK 12 POINTS THIS IS THE BAD PLACE SOMETHING IS WRONG

Let’s remember that for a while, not that long ago, people from Brittany were forbidden to speak Breton and you weren’t allowed to name your kid something that was too obviously Breton, so it’s a huge FUCK YOU to the old French practice of trying to cancel its regional identities