ma'am up

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

When I stop reblogging this: assume I’m dead

unclench your teeth

I need this texted to me every 15 minutes

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

Right now, 10am GMT on September 2nd 2016, marks the 20th anniversary of the most savage thing Harry James Potter ever said RIP in pieces Snape

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

the truth is out there, and its in the heart of downtown toronto

what the actual fuck

this is toronto’s cultural pride and joy and it is slowly being consumed by an alien spacecraft

A significant portion of the city looks like this actually. Toronto’s aesthetic seems to be “real old buildings being devoured by real new buildings.” And like sometimes you have houses that look like a 12 year old’s first minecraft build sorta jammed between Victorian era stone houses it’s real fuckin weird

This is the Royal Ontario Museum and a lot of people hate this thing BUT they set it up so you can see dinosaur skeletons from the street so I think that’s pretty cool. 

vorechitecture

is no one going to say anything about “vorechitecture”

i think we were all hoping that if no one mentioned it it would just sort of… go away

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

This still fucking cracks me up

good job

me repressing my feelings

ive got my ticket for the long way round