Welcome To My Twisted Ankle

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'