I am The Queen of England.

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

a concept: me, going to bed on time and eating right

I love that on tumblr we can talk about our wildest fantasies

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

I wish I wasn’t…. hmm what’s the word…. alive

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420

its tuesday, ive had a glass of wine, and honestly Aurora Knew what the fuck she was doin when she pricked her finger on that spindle man. she was TIRED. she was fully done dude. She was 16 YEARS OLD!!!! if i had the chance to sleep for a hundred years when i was 16 you know id take my chances

i miss this era

honestly an iconic year in meme history

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down

A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down

That’s really the best use of this image you could think of?

Well Britain says see eu later