one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

We’re always telling our friends “bye” and “stop” but when do we say “hello” and “start” 🤔

Real life footage of GTA Jeremy

Reblogging this because I find it hilarious and think about it constantly

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.

My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was “WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.