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i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

They do! It started as a lunch for their factory workers. It even has its own VW Part Number. Volkswagen actually makes more sausages in a year than they make cars.

I love when pretty girls are unapologetically perverted

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

that one femme with nerdy interests who is also willing to learn about your nerdy interests will save you btw

be gentle. cook for her, buy her flowers and put ur thumb in her ass while you fck her in doggy