totally babe

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth 

I love fanatics.

i diagnose u with small dick energy

‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

*does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest*

OSHA compliant magical girl

Animal Crossing New Horizons (2020)

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Me plotting a story

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

hey guys i’m so sorry

nothing more offensive than the list of group chats the tumblr algorithm thinks will interest me

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

i may be stupid