Hey World

(Yes, ARTdrone brought Murderbot a Worldhoppers branded parasol because it was overheating)

After reading Platform Decay I was suddenly struck with the intense urge to draw Murderbot in a grandma sweater just having The Worst™ time.

14) Arrive at getaway car driven by Eldritch Horror spouse 👹

given that this isn't true of Preservation bots, I'm going to interpret it as a maladaptive behavior due to not being given enough enrichment. either that, or there's an annual bumper extravaganza/ demolition derby on Preservation where they can get it out of their systems.

[Image Description: a drawing of Murderbot and SecUnit Three from Platform Decay, the newest murderbot diaries entry. Murderbot is a south asian person with red hair, some of it pulled back with clips. it wears a high collar shirt with a patchwork haori, both are dirty and wrinkled. it is tired and annoyed. Three is an east asian person with black cropped hair. it waves at the viewer with a slight smile on its face. it wears a white hoodie, a black turtleneck and brown pants. around the two units are all the things they had to suffer in Platform Decay, that is, Murderbot with everything, and Three with nothing at all. END description.]

Me: full cowboy outfit let's goooooooooo

in my heart MB had a fake old bleach job for all of platform decay. its scary and i hope it changes its hair back to normal soon. also this was maybe the best scene in the book. maybe it could be a we problem

(more murderhelion human au)

As a now former Murderbot-never-smiles truther, I couldn't be happier to have my headcanon disproven :')

I don't know if anyone has done this already. Murderbot and its offspring murderbot

just checking :)

u guys have GOT to see this...

- Based on this post by @peri-hellion with comment by @brawltogethernow