what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

Lately I've been saying "They're going to kill me for my meat" whenever I fuck something up and I don't remember why

Getting high on open window air

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological