The Vault

Person 1: So, so let me just get this straight

Person 2: Okay

P1: So you’re running the guns like I told you to.

P2: Yep

P1: Cobble pot took them and it went off without a hitch.

P2: Yep

P1: And then you proceeded to get your ass beat by a child?!

P2: [with very little emotion] In my defence he was really good at fighting

P1: ….He’s fucking ten, Bill!

P2: He had a stick!

P1: And you had a gun!

P2: Batman was with him.

P1: Oh no, yeah, you’re totally right, just one question. Did you get beat up by Batman?

P2: [tentatively] No.

P1: No, no. Who’d you get beat up by Bill?

P2: The… The kid—

P1: The kid yeah! For fuck’s sake!

P2: Hey cut me some slack man, Scott got beat up too—

P1: Scott got beat up by a seven foot tall, leather clad, body-armour wearing mountain of rage and fear with tree trunks for arms. You got beat up by a fucking middle schooler in a red t-shirt and green short shorts.

P2: Fuck you man I get your point.

P1: At least tell me you tried to fucking hit him.

P2: That’s fucked up man he’s ten!

P1: [to themself] We’re so fucking dead.

My

*calms down*

So no Poland?

This man is my hero.

When I first lost some followers, I was really really bummed. But one of my followers reminded me via DMs that if those followers left me because of that post, then they must have been members of those organizations, so good riddance to them! Now if anything, I’m bummed that there were people following me that sympathized with terfs, nazis, etc, and I’m really glad they’re gone!

Sooooo….. if you are offended by me making this post (or gasp!! Posting something “political"😨😨) please unfollow!!!! Just leave!! The same goes if you are anti-lgbtqia+! If you have ever hated someone for something that has no effect on you, is out of their control, or you harm people for no reason, OR SUPPORT SOMEONE WHO DOES,,,, then you do not deserve to look at my content👋!!!!! You can come back once you have learned👏to👏be👏a👏human👏being. Thanks for reading my really long post, and have a lovely day!! Peace!

Childe doesn’t even ask permission from the Fatui to go visit Liyue each week… He just shows up out of nowhere and everyone in Lumine’s party is like “not this asshole again” while he’s like “hey Lumine I’m back!!”

When Lumine gets tired and just sends her party to fight him without her he gets all mopey like… hey, you’re not Lumine…. Is she okay? Why didn’t she show up to our weekly fight? Should I bring flowers next time?

Chilumi dynamic do be 😘👌

[SPOILERS FROM 1.1 STORY QUESTS]

Lumine finally arrives in Snezhnaya and takes Childe’s offer of visiting his home (mansion). 

(some domestic fluff uwu) 

lots of ppl have been asking for more and i love that! tysm for the encouragement and support <3 sorry this took so long to upload, i am trying very hard for all you lovelies ;__; 

also this is being split into two parts bc it is a bit longer than my other fics…but i swear im writing part 2 as fast as i can!! i just wanted to post this now so i wouldn’t keep you lovelies waiting <3

Childe is the newest and most popular star in the music industry. His songs move young and old.

When a well-known and important colleague died, a public funeral is organized in which Childe, as many other popular and successful artists, is supposed to perform and give a farewell speech. During the preparations he meets Zhongli, owner of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

After meeting Zhongli Childe starts to have strange dreams of him in a land full of snow; him fighting against all kind of monsters and other humans; a world full of magic and gods. With every word he exchanges with Zhongli, with every second the spends in Zhongli’s present, the dreams get more and more lively and in some nights Childe wakes up screaming, because the pain, the emotions felt so real.

At the funeral Childe then meets Lumine (and her older twin Aether). They are not to supposed to know each other, still Childe feels the need to apologize to her for something he had done or said or both. Without knowing why, he starts to cry right in front of her.