Do Good Recklessly

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go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

I love this website so much

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason