Glimmermir

This is so relatable.

Sure, we'd all like to think Clark Kent dresses like a cross between a soft nerd and a lumberjack, but if we're going to be accurate and honor the fact that he grew up on a rural farm in middle America, we have to acknowledge that he probably wears camouflage baseball hats

The text is taken from Critical Role but the art also lines up pretty well with the last few lines of TMA097 We All Ignore The PIt Transcription:  https://snarp.github.io/magnus_archives_transcripts/episode/097.html

Heh.  I happen to be a human furnace.  I spent a good amount of my youth acting as “human mittens”  Inevitably someone around me would suffer from cold hands and I’d go over and sandwich one of their hands between mine until their circulation came back and then do the other one for them.    Reactions tended to be in the realm of “What are you /doing/?  …  Wow, your hands are so warm.  It’s freezing out!  How are your hands so warm?” So if you ever need cold hands/warm hands caretaking scenes, I can verify it works in real life.  

I happen to quite like Hawaiian pizza. I find pineapple does need a salted meat, either ham or SPAM will do, in order to cut the sweetness. I also think it's fine for other people to like different things. That's why pizza comes with different toppings because not everyone likes the same thing. I've never understood why people get so angry about people. Now the heathens who try to serve ranch instead of blue cheese with wings -- *those* people need to be stopped.

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Stab

I tried to hold an angry cat

someone put an iron on my hand

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

tried to climb a dead tree

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

got one from a sledding accident and one from learning That’s Why We Don’t Cook Barefoot

Threw a weeding fork into the top of my foot

I tripped on a petrified dinosaur footprint.

belly flopped on rebar

fell down on a treadmill while wearing shorts

ran straight into the corner of a bench

doggo chomp on my face :(

Thirteen year old boy at school chomped on my hand and I got an infection and had to take antibiotics for a week

I decided at two years old I could cut open an orange with a sharp knife all by myself.

I have 3 scars with small stories

I’ve got one that is mostly faded that is a result of me foolishly walking over wet boulders barefooted while carrying a large fish back to our boat.

Cut my finger open trying to slice a bagel.

Little kid jumped on my back when I was a child to give him a piggy back ride. He pushed my face into the hard carpet and I got a nasty scrap all over my face.

One time I got appendicitis on Christmas

Cut my hand on a tuna can, fainted because blood and stubbed my toe on a cupboard on the way down.

One time I had a nightmare, bolted out of bed and hit the wall

Chasing bullies and then accidentally ran past a nail sticking out of a chair at the exact height of my thigh

Sliced my finger open with a pocket knife ten minutes before going to lead a summer camp full of 6 year olds

so i asked my mom’s boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable

Hey bro…we gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle bro…bro please we gotta survive….lemme cuddle you bro please