What's wrong with Glib Tannenbaum?

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

now you may be asking yourself, tumblr user cenneidi, how would we implement such a thing given the uncertainties and vagaries of fate? and to that I say: I don't know. i'm not the answers guy, i'm the ideas guy. However, here are some ideas for possible implementation:

copyright oracles to predict the exact date, time, and circumstances of each author's death. this one is cool because when you first publish a work you get to find out how long you have left as a fun little treat!

author must submit a planned departure date alongside any copyright challenge. this is good because it encourages artists to kill themselves, a favorite goal of many on this website

I did an experiment with this post.

One just of the snappy initial tweet

One with the additional context about the movies being discussed (on the side blog).

This short version is making the Rounds