sometimes the wizard is nice

I love wasting my babymaking years! I love contributing to low birth rates! countdown to menopause! #fruitlesswomb

my sewing machine does exactly one thing, and yet every single time I try to sew something with it I feel like I've put my baby in the pelican's mouth. over and over again.

sewing Machine perfec t for sewing straight l/ines! machine very Accurate and Level lines so so straight so easy to use Sewing Machine. Sew Straight Lines with Sewing Machine. no problems ever in macchine because good Shape and Whir noise for fast fast lines. Asewing Machine yes a place for making straight lines sewing lines can trust sewing machina for giveing good love to fabric. friend sewing machine

previously unseen genders in human history

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

OMG these are incredible 🤣🤣🤣

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

image description: a cartesian plane with color-coded quadrants. the x-axis goes from 'sex scenes' to 'no sex scenes' and the y-axis goes from 'food looks good' to 'food looks horrible' /end description

in ancient sumeria, the priestesses of Inanna were all trans women because Inanna had the power to change man to woman. in modern times, the priestesses of the local dragon are all trans women because the dragon is a chaser