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I love tumblr. Why? Because I can be horny or depressed in peace.

and everyone else scroll by like “shit me too”

Y’all ever just get mad thirsty for some cuddles?

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

That was some rs when Morty said that

Never again.

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

everyone says im nice but would a nice person have this much anger inside