tumblr posts for testing

Maybe sometimes the world can be lovely

‏HAPPY FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

“the early bird gets the worm!” Bitch. Bold of you to assume I DON’T get the worm. This late bird gets all the best worms, the juiciest ones, you wanna know why? It’s not skill they’re just big backs that take forever to dig up and I just so happen to show up when they surface long enough to eat.

I still agree with this sentiment

Translator? Why not trans now?

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.

We have to translator because we can’t trans now, we need to help the people who don’t speak the same language communicate!

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

man i REALLY want to do this thing *doesnt do it*

Wow this is so easy let me do this *dosent do it*

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

Watching this forever goodbye