Glee

Emma: I just got back from the emergency room. I had them give me four decontamination showers. I think they call that the full Silkwood. Will: What happened? Emma: Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid. Will, I think it was April. Her backpack's always clinking with empties.

Quinn: Did all the other kids start looking like food right before you fainted? Mercedes: Yeah. How'd you know? Quinn: Been there

Sue: Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Sue: So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy elderly mother: Euthanize it. It's their time.

Mercedes: The whole point of the club is about expressing what’s really inside you. Remember? Kurt: I can’t. Just not that confident, I guess…

Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? Santana’: Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli.

Rachel: Can I ask you guys something private? Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel.

Will: I don’t have any more pep talks. I just have you guys. And the memory of the people on this wall. My friends. I mean, we share this special bond. We’re the only ones in the world who know what this glee club meant to us. What it felt like to sing together. Go be together. And what it feels like to say goodbye to it. I didn’t come here to cheer you up. Just to thank you. To thank you for going on this ride with me.

Mercedes: Y'all just trot me out at the end of every number so I can wail on the last note. How is that okay?

Will: We were all raised by different parents. But we grew up together in the glee club. It’s a part of all of us.

Kurt: Whereas I’m spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the Broadway musical about Pippa Middleton. Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.

Rachel: How do you get that raspiness? Santana: So nice. I smoke cigars.

Lauren: It’s not like I’m getting married. Quinn: Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.

Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie. Brittany: I think you look delicious.