#gleekquote

Finn: Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with “Faithfully”. Quinn: Yeah, killed us. We lost.

Quinn: Would you please stop talking? You’re grossing out my baby.

Emma: So this is what being turned on feels like.

Santana: You know, honestly I wish I could, but somebody’s gotta look out for Brittany. I mean, that special place where she lives, yeah it’s beautiful, but someone’s gotta help her cross the street. I’d never just leave her. Mercedes: Get her to come with you.

Santana: You guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up, moves in and goes through all your stuff, you’re offended?

Artie: If we're both not married by 30, we'll marry each other Tina: Oh, my God. Artie, yes!

Roderick: No one wants to get close to you, because you're a dick!

Rachel: There are for you. Just in case. It's pretty emotional. Don't be afraid, if you need to....