drives off the cliff

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

I hope young boys see me out and about in my fun ridiculous outfits and go “wait… that’s allowed? I can dress like that?”

enough miserable boys in t-shirts and jeans because that’s all they feel they can wear. wear a colourful cardigan. the world needs your colour and your spirit

Lmao the cardigan is the foundation for a miserable boy to gain light behind her/their eyes.

I’ve been the cause of a girl’s trans awakening before and it was absolutely wonderful. solidarity forever and ever and ever

Ok what is a cardigan and how many times do I have to break my way out of this same fucking eggshell

it's less of an eggshell and more of a seasonal moult. you are like an awesome lobster or a snake. each time you moult will feel a little more comfortable and a little more worldly. a cardigan is a knitted button up jumper/sweater. be free be cosy

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

My basic thing is "If your definition of capitalism could also describe the economy of ancient Sumeria, then it's not a good definition"

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

I’m probably less sentimental and whimsical than the average bear but my brother is even less sentimental than I am so I’ll be like wow isn’t that a beautiful sunset and he’ll be like “it’s a sunset. There is nothing remarkable about it.” and then take photography of it that’s amazing and well done and then I compliment him as a fellow photographer and say I like his art and he’s like “it’s really easy to do” and I’m like “can you take a compliment” and he’s like “why should I” and then I have to fight back the urge to judo flip him

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia