Corie

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

very skilled at having a headache

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

ive mentioned this before but the main reason this is a CURSE and not a BLESSING is because bombarding your SYSTEM with that much fruit sugars and fibre all at ONCE will often create THE BAD TOILET EXPERIENCE

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

Wait- this is actually so fun-

i’m gonna reblog this every time it appears on my dash. rhat’s my new rule

this is beautifull oml