It is all vanity to be sure...

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

this is why y’all are in therapy

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

People are still people, forever. Our technology might change, but our inclination to be goofballs does not.

This reminds me of the Norse inscriptions made by Viking mercenaries like twelve feet up on the wall of the Haga Sofia that archaeologists finally translated, only to find that it said “This is very tall”