Glacier

My relationship with the hobbit films is complex because it’s hard to explain to normal people that “I’m not necessarily a fan of the films but I am a HUGE fan of the fanon universe a bunch of us terminally online gay tumblr users collectively hallucinated around them in 2014”

This except I actually like the movies and didn't have tumblr until 2020

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

*pours a second glass of whiskey* so they killed your gay angel too, huh?

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

“i fucking hate supernatural” i say, hands shaking as i click on the next episode. it is now 3am. i have spent the last 10 hours binging the series, and do not plan on stopping. five Pinterest boards have been created, it is all i have thought about for the past week.