gjaywalk

if smoking is bad for you then why is it awesome

the dude had a gun with him. but he just like…chose to stab Eddie. He looked at him and said “I really want to kill this lady, but I feel like you’d look beautiful with a knife wound to the gut.” And you know what? I’m not even mad. Not mad one bit. Because he DID look beautiful with a knife wound to the gut. Shot in the middle of the street, stabbed in the middle of an active shooter situation. Literally the wound doesn’t need to make sense as long as it’s erotic.

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

Eddie "I'm so sorry" Diaz about stealing pants and Buck "I don't want to hurt you" Buckley to the woman holding him captive and away from medical care. My boys <3333333333 MY BOYS <3333333333

i love turning off lights. no need for all that