how could this happen to me

your tits are gnc af

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say ‘evil’ I really just mean “villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist”

I just wish I could learn every language and all the histories and about everyone's food and folklore and... 😔 but i only have one brain and it is small and malfunctioning

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

i don’t know my gender anymore i just look at anime boys and forget

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

I want this to be a gif where it zooms into the turtles face and he does a little grin like ” I’m about to eat the sh*t out of these melons”