PacoteDeSonhos

Friendly reminder that the term “individual carbon footprint” was created by BP

It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.

I want her to do that to my fuckin head

god damn

I like the chorus of triumphant crows when she rips it open

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN

She’s so beefy and then her voice is so gentle

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

oh let’s see...my most private and fucked up sexual interests....yeah that seems like a good thing to include in my tumblr bio

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.

Chaotic Evil