Hey Lol

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

@fuzzymagicworm

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

More like stuppies (stupid) because puppies are fucking lame and also dumb

I will defeat you.

@fuzzymagicworm

@fuzzymagicworm

things never get boring on earth

Soon it will be time for puppies.

whyis this tweet my dead wife

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe