If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

just remembered when we could see bez’s dick clean through his undersuit and there were a bunch of posts people made insinuating he was small that i assume were in part because a significant portion of this fandom’s experience with pictures of penises came solely from being exposed to a constant deluge of photos of marc’s absolute magnum dong

every time an f1 race is on my dash is just like update on enemy #1. update on enemy #5. update on enemy #3. enemy #7 has eaten enemy #9. alex albon is having a Bad Day :(. update on enemy #2.

I know that motogp is the man we don’t give a fuck about concussions sport but somehow it still shocks me when they don’t give a fuck about concussions

if i was a motogp commentator i would be saying stuff like "these are evil people, these are not good human beings "

stop blaming bez and start blaming dr xavier mir the true villain of this story !!!!!!!!!

marc’s high-risk borderline geriatric pregnancy with his 10th keeps trying to abort itself but mama we WILL be carrying this to term

his ass got a full hysterectomy

you’ve really never seen desperation until you see a marc marquez fan on their knee trying to bargain with the devil for his tenth championship (or maybe just to win. a race first this season)