Now or Never

that’s exactly what I’m talkin about hell yes

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

don’t get mad at your doordasher if they’re late. they could have been distracted by the majestic plumage of a tom wild turkey fully fanned on the side of the road

I was gonna make a post wondering why people bother with locks in fantasy worlds when there’s spells that can unlock things but then I remembered that I live in a world where you can learn how to pick locks online and I still use locks so maybe my observation wasn’t very well thought out

It’s tempting to be like why are these guys still using swords when mages can basically make bombs but like we live in a world with guns and atom bombs and someone got stabbed to death literally yesterday in a town near where I live so like maybe these smart guy observations aren’t that smart actually

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am