It's Ccrky!

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

this made me laugh so hard i started choking and gasping for air 

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

we are fucked

No hope

next years mood is love, same as always

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together