It's Ccrky!

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

we are fucked

No hope

next years mood is love, same as always

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

The house voted to release the Epstein files or whatever

The vote was 427 to 1 holy fuck

Republican congressman Clay Higgins of Louisiana will now likely only be known by history for being the one guy who voted against releasing the Epstein files.

Did you know: the Bluetooth wireless technology was named after tenth century Danish king Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson (Haraldr Blátǫnn Gormsson in Old Norse) owing to his ability to transmit information over short distances by using UHF radio waves?

Hi, native dane here and this information just isn't correct. Harald Blåtand was actually able to transmit radio waves over great distances and with impressive force, which is how he came to unify the country, as described on his famous memorial runestone 'Jellinge-stenen'. The modern bluetooth technology is but a pale imitation of our ancient king's psionic powers.

I'm truly sorry for having passed on misinformation. I'm trying to learn from my mistakes. Readers, reblog this version of the post instead to quell the tide of misinformation!