Angsty Humor

thank you kirby

Oh thank god for kirby

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands 

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[ID: a billboard with the background of the Super Mario Bros game. The billboard reads, “Have a super Mar 10!” The date on the billboard, has been abbreviated and written so that it looks like the word “Mario”. End ID.]

the girl literally threatened to run over the ps5 if the boy chooses it over her. the ps5's verse is the ps5 pleading for its life. we haven't considered how stressful the situation must be for the ps5 :(

oh this is a life saver

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

Plants using capsaicin to deter humans from eating their fruit has failed spectacularly. However, that failure to serve its natural purpose has actually proven to be more advantageous to the plant’s reproduction in the long run.

Lame ass bitch deserve to be snitch for that lame tweet. “Oh look at me, the Burger King sandwich bag thief, such rarity!” Foh

oh it s dat bitch who sued for “cat calling” lol

brains say, "I know a spot" and take you to a traumatic memory from 2011

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

Kicky beans

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