Bri :)

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

thanks for laughing anyway

if i cockwarm him long enough the meat will fall off the bone, right?

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

spanking pussy is so underrated. i want her trembling on my lap while her pussy drips all over my thighs and of course i’m being mean on purpose, occasionally brushing my fingers over her needy hole between spanks.

Pussy spankinggg >>>>>>😩😩😩😩😩

girls who really really really need to be restrained (me)

just because you miss someone doesn’t mean you need them back in your life

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

can you imagine how good fandoms would be if fans thought of women as human beings

"folks", "y'all", and hell even "people" are all right there....

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

thought about giving head for like .2 seconds too long and now i’m just sitting here rubbing my thighs together and feeling mildly insane. i just want my hair grabbed and someone to use my mouth like a toy and for them to gimme some faux sympathy while they do

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but here it goes: you don’t have to repeatedly and harshly punish yourself for every little thing you think you do wrong. you don’t have to diminish or eliminate your worth and dignity in order to become a better person and acknowledge your mistakes. please forgive yourself, please keep going and please, be flawed! perfection is unattainable.

How did someone get a camera all the way over there

selfie stick

Ohhhh true