yours is thicker than a velvet ring .

𐙚₊˚⊹ hi! i’m buffy. the vampire slayer! ꒱ ₊˚⊹ ᰔ.

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

basically he's like go on push me I know you like it, and they're so mad because if they push more, he'll be right which threatens their masculinity, and if they pull away they'll be admitting that he's got to them, or, for that matter, that they've identified the subtext in the first place, which also threatens their masculinity

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*